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|| 8:59 AM ||
Pictures
|| 9:59 AM ||
The Past
cb mouse zzz write halfway just 1 hit of the button everything got erased.
Its been 234432423 days / weeks / years cine my last post on my blog hahahaha,
I guess its time to recaLL / playback old memories and burn it down on this blog.
Have you ever encounter a stranger asking you where to get sex?
On that fine day, I went to plaza singapura with my ITE friends to catch a movie, So after the movie we ate dinner blah blah blah.. those stuffs you know, ok skip to the sex part. Me and my other friend walked all the way opposite of plaza singapura to the bus stop infront pak mall to take BUS 174. So when we reach the bus stop, a guy approach us. He said " Hi may i know which bus here go to GELANG ? " My Replied " Uhh GELANG ? " his Reply " The Red Light District Area??!?!?! ". Once i heard Red light disrict area, " OMG THIS PERVET IS ASKING ME WHERE TO PAY FOR SEX AND HE THINKS I PAY FOR SEX OMG ! !!!!!!!!!!!! Can't u see I'm a young sweet innocent boy??!?! *:P* " So i was like wad the hell ? and i just said uhh we don't go there, neither we know is there a bus from here to gelang, and i just point to the info board at the bus stop and said " You can check the bus stops and all the bus that pass through this bus stop " he replied " Thank you ".
Ok his voice doesn't sound local and he doesn't look local so i guess he is a foreigner and his accents sounds like from philipines or.. wadever i duno but his english is good.
During the 2 months holiday break a.k.a my long awaited " Slacking Vacation ". I was just sitting infront of my computer playing dota / tower defense / other random maps on warcraft 3 till i got sick of it and stop all online games and turn to single player games. Strategy games like starcraft / age of empires etc. And during that 2 months i manage to finish my Final Theory ! and pass too ! starting on practical now ! 2 lessons per week ^_^".
Pulau ubin trip,
Me and 3 other guys ALSO from ITE but 1 is my childhood friend, when on a cycling so called " Expedition trip " to pulau ubin since we've never been there for dunno how many donkey years. While we'r there once we rented our bikes and started to pedal to chek JAVA , the rain poured down instantly and we were soaked in rain water, sigh so we went back to town and took shelter in pulau ubin first restaurant. While waiting for the rain to stop we took early lunch, we ordered salted fish fried rice WHICH WAS DAMN GOOD!, Seafood fried rice and 1 dunno wad black sauce hofun noodle which my child hood friend love it very much ! While we were eating, a bunch of NP students strolling by our restaurant and i shouted BRICE !! lol i actually met brice at pulau ubin so very coincidence. Anyway we cycle the whole pulau ubin except certain mountain bike trails and closed paths due to MOTHER NATURE !! not mother russia xD.
WE BOUGHT BIKES!
ME and Guo wei bought our VERY BRAND NEW POLYGON BIKES !!!! We were hunting for bikes since when sch close for vacation. And we visited almost all the bikes stores in the west of singapore where we stay. its so tedious to choose a bicycle since there are so many models and all different brands with prices ranging from $100 - $8000. yes EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS !!! omg u can lift that 8k bike with just ur small finger and its lighter then my bag that i use to carry to sch T.T!!!
Orchard road!
We cycled to orchard ROAD YES ! WE DID ! by following Bukit timah road all the way down! and turn right at the end till u reach NEWTON MRT STATION!! and all teh way straight and u see far east plaza :D! DAMNIT while cycling we past by 2 Jap young ladies WAH LAU KAWAIII MAN VERY VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL!!!!! WE STARE AT THEM LIKE WOW ANGELS !! WAAAAAA i miss them =.=". When we reach orchard road we carry on till Isetan and stop there since there were too many people walking we can't go on so we park our bikes outside infront of Isetan when down to departmental store and buy a drink and take aircon hahaa sorry jerfen / jolin and john didn't know you guys work there =/. While on our way back home, Ater passing newton MRT station and reaching stevens road, a familiar face appeared. I looked and glance till i say " Jessica ????? " When i pass by her and brake but the braking distance was like 2 meters away. When my bike stop i turn back and wave but i can't make up what she said , i only can Hear she saying " Whatt ??? " or " Yahhh ? " and turn her head after 3 secs away from me and continoue walking Bah.. i wave at her and carrying on cycling.
Trip To turkey
I suppose to go north korea or Russia or somewhere in europe side but we choose Turkey instead =/. Well In turkey 1 amazing fact that 99% of population is muslims and they keep dogs ! they DO ! So now to all my muslim friends Its okay if u ever touch a dog!!!! HAHAH!!! Whole country of turkey is Halal So its perfectly safe of the Food u go there whatever meat u eat is either Mackeral fish , beef or chicken. The tour group food SUCKS TERRIBLY make susre if u planing a trip to turkey DO BRING CUP NOODLES. Breakfast / lunch / dinner , CUCUMBER + TOMATO + PICKLES + CUCUMBER + TOMATO + PICKLES WAAAAAAAAA and those WIERD APPETIZERS EEEEEEEE WAA i not use to it i tell u eating those things for 10 days straight, u will want to shout, I WAN MY NASI LEMAK WITH SAMBAL CHILI! BEST THEY DO NOT HAVE CHILI SAUCE but they have chili pepper in certain places =(.
Highlights in Turkey
Turkish Bath - MALES WILL PROFIT FROM THIS * story below *
Cappadocia - Mushrooms
Hot Air Ballooning - A MUST TRY
JAPAN GIRLS !!! / TURKISH GIRLS xD! WE SINGLES MUST LOOK AT GIRLS HAHAHHA FREEDOM OF SINGLE MALES !!! - important *** a must triple MUST !
Pomergranate Juice - Sour but good
Pomergranate TEA - Like syprup but good LOL
Essence OIL!! - The oil that jerfen says She love the smell !!! Can only be bought / found in Spice market in instanbul
Turkist bath
it was suppose to be a private bath MAN - MAN / WOMAN - WOMAN
But just so that on that day man go into mix bath with woman, and woman go into private bath ahahhaa. ok So What happen to me, First i went in to the area , i saw ang moh couple, in swimming costume lying down on a hot stone with a ladie massuse And her legs spread wide, and i saw the lining of her vagina, anyway her husband is just lying beside her xD but didn't notice me AHAHHAHAHA. OK I sat down the guy gave me a green face mask, ask me go in suana for 15mins i sweat like a roasted pig then i get roasted on a hot plate after i come out of the suana. While the massuses massage me 1 taiwan couple came in wow the girl. O.O! ANd ly down beside me wa the fK ? and her husband sitting behide me. Eh NAKED HOR but with tower cover la can see the cleavage etc etc... LOL! sorry la i not that innocent liao =(. Then after massage CB SHIOK AH !!! press and scrub all ur dirt away, Foam bath also ^.^, then after all those go into jaccuzi then the taiwan couple came in with me and she sat beside me and her husband sat infront of me lOl. and thats where we intro ourself etc etc.. haha.
THE MUSHROOM
ok the Mushroom i was referring means the rock formation at cappadocia during the volcanic times thousand of years ago. it looks like a PENIS! At the pottery the guy make the clay like a cock LOL
Troy
U know the bratt pit movie? yeah thats right we went to the city of TROAIA! a.k.a TROY As usual ruins etc etc haha
Romans
Lots of romans structures and citys and ruins ! the pillars with MEDUSA heads etc UNDERGROUND SEWERS made by the ROMANS ! wooo thats cool long agao also got sewers liao ! ANd the toliet HAHAH SO FUNNY LOLS !
Overall
My tour has 1 big indonesian family and the rest are from singapore , mini familys / friends group & 1 honey moon couple. Lots of dirty jokes and they keep teasing me about JAPUN GIRLS and my name change untill Artilla Yamashita Danial JAPUN LOL WTF !!! Turkey CUm Japan name lol stupid ivan the joker ! Oh ya remember if ur in turkey u in hotel search for a spanish channel, knn all naked people girls u shd like it alot! cuz of banana toin toin toin toin around got hair or no hair also have LOL and boys sorry to say all old aunti with no hair but some got hair la LOL!!! the channel is called 24H !! And most of them ask me to slowly find a gf when i am working hahaa and my age now is super young and study comes first! guess i;ll heed thier advice then so frankie won't nsay im distracted lawl !
|| 5:23 AM ||
An Arguement
On the second i pressed Submit, All of a sundden, " KA NI NAH BU , PHUA CHEEBYE KA NI @#&@^#@&*# LIM PEH @*&^#@(*&#@%^#@%# GONG *^@#%@&^@# LA @&*^@#@# NA BEH EH @&*%#@^#@ KAN NI LAO PEH @&#@^%&^@%#&@^#%@&*6 @(#&^@*#(^@#*(@ " Loud Hokkien words flying everywhere below my house, * i stay on teh 2nd floor HDB *. Old man VS Young GUy + young Couples in a car. OUTCOME : Young Ppl APologise to Old MAN , But the young guy buay song the old man want to wack the old man, The young couple a.k.a friend of young guy stop him.
Damn loud la the uncle keep scolding all the hokkien vulgarities lol... i was like look down and they notice it, they went under the void deck which i cant see but can hear. Everything settled in 1 peace and the young ppl drove off. the UNcle went home grumbling.
I don't know why they kpkb , i think the young ppl almsot hit the uncle cause they were in the car and the uncle walking on the road. Cause i only know it when i heard the vulgarities shouting and i kapo went to look.
|| 10:10 AM ||
Anger management
OK I REALLY NEED TO VENT MY ANGER, FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU, U NEED SOMETHING U COME TO ME AND I AT LEAST GIVE YOU THE ANSWER, I NEED SOMETHING COME TO YOU, U BRUSH ME OFF, 1 SIMPLE THING WHICH TAKES 5 SEC AND U BRUSH ME OFF NICE ONE, A GLIMPSE ALSO CANNOT. I WENT BACK AND WAITED AND U STILL NEVER CALL OUT MY NAME. SON OF THE BITCH. SMALL JOKES ALSO CANT TAKE THEN U CRACK JOKE U THINK I CAN TAKE AH? NAH BEH GO GELANG AND WANK THOSE GIRLS TO TAKE AWAY UR EMONESS LAH. HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION / INITIATIVE!!!!!!! BITCH, SLUT, ASSHOLE. I HATE PEOPLE WHO REALLY AHHH FUCK DUN GIVE A DAMN HIS PROBLEM ATTITUDE. EVERY TIME I MEET THIS KIND OF PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO SLAP THEM.
I CAN BE A CHEERFUL POSITIVE PERSON IF YOU KNOW ME WELL AND DON'T OFFEND ME, BUT IF U HECK CARE ME , DON'T KNOW ME WELL, OFEEND ME ALWAYS I TELL YOU I'LL FUCKING IGNORE U FOR THE FUCKING YEARS THAT I'M ALIVE. I KEEP DEEP GRUDGES SO U JOLLY WELL FUCK OF FUCKERS.
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Ok i was really so stup today.Should have done what i said automatically gah... Things to bring on wednesday - Extra jacket , Medical First Aid Kit & Intel HP Laptop Adapter. =x if you know who you are and your reading this i think you should know :P.
Today i;ve lunch in the class, 1 sandwich 3 seaweed chicken 3 chicken nuggets 1 QOO.
How come i look so distracted huh , That frankie commented on me i look distracted -_-" but well i was LOL...( i think he knows the reason ). he can see thru me -_-". Also went i was listening to my music using my earplug phones with 1 ear, franke said Danial wad is CSMA/CD i unplug my earplugs and want to say Carrier Sense Multiple Access / Collision Detection, he " U see i know 1 always same reaction blah blah blah blah.. " i was like " LET ME SAY LAH !!!! " -_-""""
Time for bed, Tomorrow continoue WP. Tomorrow IAC + Comt presentation, CHIONG AHH ANYHOW USE ANY WORDS THAT COME INTO MY MIND AHAHHAHAA + SOME ACTIONS TO GET ATTENTION BY THE CLASS.
Don't Paiseh for everything i'm trying to do for u K?
WP - 80%
FSP - 10%
FP - 95%
CM - 0 %
COS - 0 %
COMT - 90%
IAC - ???%
|| 9:41 AM ||
Time Is Money Friend
Argh Saturday and Sunday, I wasted alot of time. I wanted to study maths + cos but , but BUT @@!!!! i played Day of Defeat Source instead -_-" And i took like 2 days to complete my Report for FP - _ -" I do really need to have a better time management gah... Nothing special these 2 days. Just that my whole house is full of Loud gun sounds , grenade explosions and shoutings.
Oh yes my beard has grown longer now. I got GoTee =) but small 1 hahaha.
PImples getting uhh @.@"
I've made a new friendster profile, i don't know why i did it but i just feel i want to make one hahahaha. www.friendster.com/danialysh
WP - Layout done 75%
FSP - 0%
FP - FINISH
COMT - 5%
IAC - MARCUS U BETTER FINISH THE JOB WE WANT A
MAths - 0% studied
COS - 0% Studied
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wish 1 day = 100 hours LOL 50 hours of playing 30 hours of stuydying, 20 hours of slacking xP
MAybe once the holiday started i'll confess or year 2 then do it gah.
|| 10:35 AM ||
What you reap is what you SOW
Today i woke up, i went to visit some of my friends friendster profile. While i was reading thier profile, they keep saying the regretted not studying hard. They did not do well in their N levels therefore not able pursue a higher education. Its very sad for them. As our education, it breaks us into 3 parts. In Primary schools EM1 / EM2 / EM3 * the worst *.
EM1 = Clever students
EM2 = normal students
EM3 = Cannot Study / Slower learners
Secondary School
EM1 proceed to EXPRESSS
EM2 Proceed to Normal Acadamic ( NA )
EM3 Proceed to Normal Technical ( NT )
Of cause if you do well in NT you can proceed up to NA but repeat that year.
Same goes to NA to Express.
If you do not do well in Express you drop to NA or NA drop to NT.
We are from the NT stream a.k.a EM3 students who can't study well or late bloomers. We are not aware of the future ahead us, everyday we go with the flow asking our parents for money. Thinking that money comes from the sky. They got no goals no aims.
A few woke up and face reality, which got us to grab the chance to pursue the last chance of getting higher education qualification.
Expreesss people will go to Junior College therefore the " ELITEZ ".
NA people try hard to struggle to proceed to 0s at sec 5, and once they reach thier goal they struggle again 1 year for thier 0s and pray to thier gods, idol, devil, spirit, angel, ghost to pass thier 0s and try to go in Polytechnic or Junior Colleges.
Most of the failures in N or O level regardless of the streams " except NT students even they past or fail still go ITE ", Proceed to either Private or ITE ( last resort ) if they want to have the last chance of getting higher education qualification. In ITE you can see alot of difference. During test you can copy. they close 1 eye, " Ah beng / Smoking / drug " Influences all around you. Scoring only 60 - 70+ in exams can get you GPA 4.0 Cause 80% are from projects and assignments. I am not sure about other ITe colleges but this is my experience. In ITE alot of funny things happen. Students breaking vendor machines, Vandalising property of ITE, Disobeying rules. SMoking inside the campus. Sometimes i wanted to recommend putting a CCTV in the boys toilet lol. in ITE 1 class only 5% of the class people eligible to proceed to polytechnic. The rest... i don't know i have a friend which is a she, for the 2 years in ITE we learn HTML, JAVA , VB If you ask her to create a simple webpage or a Java program, I tell you, She cant even do it ! And yet she pass and got her Nitec cert ! i cant believe it. IN ITE there is no failure. People from ITE some of them just follow thier friends. Their friends choose megatronic course they just follow them whether or not they like the course, they just go in.
sigh -_- After they come out from ITE, they start to regret not studying hard thus wasting thier youth and precious time.
Its a sad world out there. I wish them all the best and hope you can step up the ladder again.
|| 7:49 PM ||
Is she pretending? Maybe.
She starts to be more daring.
She feels secure ? No , Yes I don't know. Maybe~
She has a mysterious thinking.
Laughing away always.
The aura is Shining.
She's like a flower.
|| 10:07 AM ||
Today basically simple, I slept at 4am woke up at 7am, Feeling damn giddy i made my way to class, i have only 2 classes today IAC and COMT. Today's IAC is some discussion board thingy while i was like half awake. we got 6 IAC classes and today is our 4th class, within this 4 class the 1st class i was damn awake. 2nd 3rd and 4th i slept LOL! Ok for COMT today i was damn awake as i was so damn NERVOUS cause it was the 2mins speech assignment day. My Topic i choose was GHOST as i would want the whole class to get thier attention to me and it would be an interesting topic to talk about. not like some god damn fuck up boring topics like father day , mother day, fuck up day , cock day , wadever day, blah blah blah those usual topics. We were told to draw lots as the number u get is the position turn for you. I got 11 lol. Today class people is 20. 1 - 10 ok la quite boring.. all the normal topics -_-" then come to my turn,
" OK everyone My topic today is GHOST! ok ? GHOST ! The purpose of this is to give you guys awareness about ghost. OK so What is Ghost? Ghost is said to be an apparition of a deceased person, frequently similar to that deceased person. Ghost also may refer to spirit or soul or to any spirit or demon. OK so where do we find ghost ? I heard there is an abandon hdb flats around the north west district in singapore !, We can also find ghost in Old changi hospital, red house, and i also heard that somewhere in the pasir ris mangroove swarms there is a tower where it said to be haunted by a pontianak. Haha ok ( Shocking part ) So teacher i think there is someone behide you ! * woooooo everyone goes horrrrrrrrrrrr and teacher was like uhhh omg ?? * Nah i was just joking.. Ok so there are many types of ghost, ranging from every race and religion. So are they real of fake ? We have seen ghost movies, pictures that taken by photographers assuming its real and not photographed error or edited. Some say they are Hallucinations that our sub consiouse minds are playing tricks on us. Well seeing the real thing is believing isn't it ? So there are people who called themselfs ghost hunters usualy 4 - 8 indivisuals that form a group to be called ghost hunters, They bring hightech gadgets like EMF meter , electromagnetic filed meter that reads magnetic fields that some ghost produce, Infrared thermometer detect temperature changes and motion sensors to detect any abnormal movement. SO do you believe in ghost ? ( someone said NO lol ) well its up to you people to decide. Thank you "
lol that was my whole presentation hahaha it took 2.20mins damn overshot by 20 sec -_-
OK after that i went ot hang out with jerfen, kah beng, john, jolene, alvin, eng hui, justin for lunch and accompanied jer and john to the lib till 2pm then i left home to sleep and study for cos which i didn't start studying till 12mn LOL! i was damn lazy -.-"
ON the way back i took bus 174 i saw this guy wearing ITE uniform wow with his Phone without any headphones attached to it, FULL BLAST MUSIC -.-" with his Sharingan Contact Lens WoW ? The kids infront of me. " Ehhh look at him his eye got blood !! damn red !! shhhhhh " i was like uhh LOL !!!!
|| 10:18 AM ||
The Funny Teach
Today is a normal day at class, Sitting at the back with Jessica and Justin, While Jessica normally sits at the very front of the rows, Just today John COPE her seat so she have to sit at the back, Well i accompanied her so i went to the back and seat with her since watching her being so lonely hahaha , instead of sitting with kah beng my daily routine. FSP today simply boring, i was like playng with the microsoft vista narrator, N o N o N o N o lol it keep saying that while teacher say every1 understand ? LOL and T E A C H E R I D o N T K N O W <-- LOL!!! damn funny, Justin say its noisy Jessica just laugh away.
After our 1hr break, We Have COS , so while our teach gib us work to do, ( her period is 2hrs ) a girl knock on our class door and she got distracted and though it was another teacher waiting to come in for the next period, LOL her period ends at 2pm but she at 1pm say OK class i got no more time, another teacher is coming in. I was like HUH ? i though 2hrs? Today 1hr SO GOOD AH ? i told justin, justin yelled Teacher? So fast? !! Every1 turn to justin and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Once connie walked out of class every1 Laughed ! LOL and some even say that she looks like a dumb gundo la LOL then some even predicted she go to her next lesson tell the other teacher times up the other teacher also blur blur gtg then we got free 1hr of break again LOL! so farny. but it didn't happen and teach got back to class and blame us why we keep quiet. every1 say we too busy doing ur work lol.
Ok back home. I started watching Code geass and Bleach after that, took a 30mins nap and started doing my maths WHICH I promised myself that i'll start doing maths last week friday but no.. my feelings to watch anime and slack comes in =.=", while doing maths i relized i cant really concentrate with musics from Click five or Boy like girl band gah.. so i switch to jay chou and WOW i can concentrate better ! i guess jay chou songs have something inside to make us study and think better HAHAHHA jk lols !.
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hint : i _ot _o _ _ at w_t_ h_r _ _ _ ay !!! b_ _ h a _ o _ e _n _ _ _ ss
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Pictures
|| 9:59 AM ||
The Past
cb mouse zzz write halfway just 1 hit of the button everything got erased.
Its been 234432423 days / weeks / years cine my last post on my blog hahahaha,
I guess its time to recaLL / playback old memories and burn it down on this blog.
Have you ever encounter a stranger asking you where to get sex?
On that fine day, I went to plaza singapura with my ITE friends to catch a movie, So after the movie we ate dinner blah blah blah.. those stuffs you know, ok skip to the sex part. Me and my other friend walked all the way opposite of plaza singapura to the bus stop infront pak mall to take BUS 174. So when we reach the bus stop, a guy approach us. He said " Hi may i know which bus here go to GELANG ? " My Replied " Uhh GELANG ? " his Reply " The Red Light District Area??!?!?! ". Once i heard Red light disrict area, " OMG THIS PERVET IS ASKING ME WHERE TO PAY FOR SEX AND HE THINKS I PAY FOR SEX OMG ! !!!!!!!!!!!! Can't u see I'm a young sweet innocent boy??!?! *:P* " So i was like wad the hell ? and i just said uhh we don't go there, neither we know is there a bus from here to gelang, and i just point to the info board at the bus stop and said " You can check the bus stops and all the bus that pass through this bus stop " he replied " Thank you ".
Ok his voice doesn't sound local and he doesn't look local so i guess he is a foreigner and his accents sounds like from philipines or.. wadever i duno but his english is good.
During the 2 months holiday break a.k.a my long awaited " Slacking Vacation ". I was just sitting infront of my computer playing dota / tower defense / other random maps on warcraft 3 till i got sick of it and stop all online games and turn to single player games. Strategy games like starcraft / age of empires etc. And during that 2 months i manage to finish my Final Theory ! and pass too ! starting on practical now ! 2 lessons per week ^_^".
Pulau ubin trip,
Me and 3 other guys ALSO from ITE but 1 is my childhood friend, when on a cycling so called " Expedition trip " to pulau ubin since we've never been there for dunno how many donkey years. While we'r there once we rented our bikes and started to pedal to chek JAVA , the rain poured down instantly and we were soaked in rain water, sigh so we went back to town and took shelter in pulau ubin first restaurant. While waiting for the rain to stop we took early lunch, we ordered salted fish fried rice WHICH WAS DAMN GOOD!, Seafood fried rice and 1 dunno wad black sauce hofun noodle which my child hood friend love it very much ! While we were eating, a bunch of NP students strolling by our restaurant and i shouted BRICE !! lol i actually met brice at pulau ubin so very coincidence. Anyway we cycle the whole pulau ubin except certain mountain bike trails and closed paths due to MOTHER NATURE !! not mother russia xD.
WE BOUGHT BIKES!
ME and Guo wei bought our VERY BRAND NEW POLYGON BIKES !!!! We were hunting for bikes since when sch close for vacation. And we visited almost all the bikes stores in the west of singapore where we stay. its so tedious to choose a bicycle since there are so many models and all different brands with prices ranging from $100 - $8000. yes EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS !!! omg u can lift that 8k bike with just ur small finger and its lighter then my bag that i use to carry to sch T.T!!!
Orchard road!
We cycled to orchard ROAD YES ! WE DID ! by following Bukit timah road all the way down! and turn right at the end till u reach NEWTON MRT STATION!! and all teh way straight and u see far east plaza :D! DAMNIT while cycling we past by 2 Jap young ladies WAH LAU KAWAIII MAN VERY VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL!!!!! WE STARE AT THEM LIKE WOW ANGELS !! WAAAAAA i miss them =.=". When we reach orchard road we carry on till Isetan and stop there since there were too many people walking we can't go on so we park our bikes outside infront of Isetan when down to departmental store and buy a drink and take aircon hahaa sorry jerfen / jolin and john didn't know you guys work there =/. While on our way back home, Ater passing newton MRT station and reaching stevens road, a familiar face appeared. I looked and glance till i say " Jessica ????? " When i pass by her and brake but the braking distance was like 2 meters away. When my bike stop i turn back and wave but i can't make up what she said , i only can Hear she saying " Whatt ??? " or " Yahhh ? " and turn her head after 3 secs away from me and continoue walking Bah.. i wave at her and carrying on cycling.
Trip To turkey
I suppose to go north korea or Russia or somewhere in europe side but we choose Turkey instead =/. Well In turkey 1 amazing fact that 99% of population is muslims and they keep dogs ! they DO ! So now to all my muslim friends Its okay if u ever touch a dog!!!! HAHAH!!! Whole country of turkey is Halal So its perfectly safe of the Food u go there whatever meat u eat is either Mackeral fish , beef or chicken. The tour group food SUCKS TERRIBLY make susre if u planing a trip to turkey DO BRING CUP NOODLES. Breakfast / lunch / dinner , CUCUMBER + TOMATO + PICKLES + CUCUMBER + TOMATO + PICKLES WAAAAAAAAA and those WIERD APPETIZERS EEEEEEEE WAA i not use to it i tell u eating those things for 10 days straight, u will want to shout, I WAN MY NASI LEMAK WITH SAMBAL CHILI! BEST THEY DO NOT HAVE CHILI SAUCE but they have chili pepper in certain places =(.
Highlights in Turkey
Turkish Bath - MALES WILL PROFIT FROM THIS * story below *
Cappadocia - Mushrooms
Hot Air Ballooning - A MUST TRY
JAPAN GIRLS !!! / TURKISH GIRLS xD! WE SINGLES MUST LOOK AT GIRLS HAHAHHA FREEDOM OF SINGLE MALES !!! - important *** a must triple MUST !
Pomergranate Juice - Sour but good
Pomergranate TEA - Like syprup but good LOL
Essence OIL!! - The oil that jerfen says She love the smell !!! Can only be bought / found in Spice market in instanbul
Turkist bath
it was suppose to be a private bath MAN - MAN / WOMAN - WOMAN
But just so that on that day man go into mix bath with woman, and woman go into private bath ahahhaa. ok So What happen to me, First i went in to the area , i saw ang moh couple, in swimming costume lying down on a hot stone with a ladie massuse And her legs spread wide, and i saw the lining of her vagina, anyway her husband is just lying beside her xD but didn't notice me AHAHHAHAHA. OK I sat down the guy gave me a green face mask, ask me go in suana for 15mins i sweat like a roasted pig then i get roasted on a hot plate after i come out of the suana. While the massuses massage me 1 taiwan couple came in wow the girl. O.O! ANd ly down beside me wa the fK ? and her husband sitting behide me. Eh NAKED HOR but with tower cover la can see the cleavage etc etc... LOL! sorry la i not that innocent liao =(. Then after massage CB SHIOK AH !!! press and scrub all ur dirt away, Foam bath also ^.^, then after all those go into jaccuzi then the taiwan couple came in with me and she sat beside me and her husband sat infront of me lOl. and thats where we intro ourself etc etc.. haha.
THE MUSHROOM
ok the Mushroom i was referring means the rock formation at cappadocia during the volcanic times thousand of years ago. it looks like a PENIS! At the pottery the guy make the clay like a cock LOL
Troy
U know the bratt pit movie? yeah thats right we went to the city of TROAIA! a.k.a TROY As usual ruins etc etc haha
Romans
Lots of romans structures and citys and ruins ! the pillars with MEDUSA heads etc UNDERGROUND SEWERS made by the ROMANS ! wooo thats cool long agao also got sewers liao ! ANd the toliet HAHAH SO FUNNY LOLS !
Overall
My tour has 1 big indonesian family and the rest are from singapore , mini familys / friends group & 1 honey moon couple. Lots of dirty jokes and they keep teasing me about JAPUN GIRLS and my name change untill Artilla Yamashita Danial JAPUN LOL WTF !!! Turkey CUm Japan name lol stupid ivan the joker ! Oh ya remember if ur in turkey u in hotel search for a spanish channel, knn all naked people girls u shd like it alot! cuz of banana toin toin toin toin around got hair or no hair also have LOL and boys sorry to say all old aunti with no hair but some got hair la LOL!!! the channel is called 24H !! And most of them ask me to slowly find a gf when i am working hahaa and my age now is super young and study comes first! guess i;ll heed thier advice then so frankie won't nsay im distracted lawl !
|| 5:23 AM ||
An Arguement
On the second i pressed Submit, All of a sundden, " KA NI NAH BU , PHUA CHEEBYE KA NI @#&@^#@&*# LIM PEH @*&^#@(*&#@%^#@%# GONG *^@#%@&^@# LA @&*^@#@# NA BEH EH @&*%#@^#@ KAN NI LAO PEH @&#@^%&^@%#&@^#%@&*6 @(#&^@*#(^@#*(@ " Loud Hokkien words flying everywhere below my house, * i stay on teh 2nd floor HDB *. Old man VS Young GUy + young Couples in a car. OUTCOME : Young Ppl APologise to Old MAN , But the young guy buay song the old man want to wack the old man, The young couple a.k.a friend of young guy stop him.
Damn loud la the uncle keep scolding all the hokkien vulgarities lol... i was like look down and they notice it, they went under the void deck which i cant see but can hear. Everything settled in 1 peace and the young ppl drove off. the UNcle went home grumbling.
I don't know why they kpkb , i think the young ppl almsot hit the uncle cause they were in the car and the uncle walking on the road. Cause i only know it when i heard the vulgarities shouting and i kapo went to look.
|| 10:10 AM ||
Anger management
OK I REALLY NEED TO VENT MY ANGER, FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU, U NEED SOMETHING U COME TO ME AND I AT LEAST GIVE YOU THE ANSWER, I NEED SOMETHING COME TO YOU, U BRUSH ME OFF, 1 SIMPLE THING WHICH TAKES 5 SEC AND U BRUSH ME OFF NICE ONE, A GLIMPSE ALSO CANNOT. I WENT BACK AND WAITED AND U STILL NEVER CALL OUT MY NAME. SON OF THE BITCH. SMALL JOKES ALSO CANT TAKE THEN U CRACK JOKE U THINK I CAN TAKE AH? NAH BEH GO GELANG AND WANK THOSE GIRLS TO TAKE AWAY UR EMONESS LAH. HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION / INITIATIVE!!!!!!! BITCH, SLUT, ASSHOLE. I HATE PEOPLE WHO REALLY AHHH FUCK DUN GIVE A DAMN HIS PROBLEM ATTITUDE. EVERY TIME I MEET THIS KIND OF PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO SLAP THEM.
I CAN BE A CHEERFUL POSITIVE PERSON IF YOU KNOW ME WELL AND DON'T OFFEND ME, BUT IF U HECK CARE ME , DON'T KNOW ME WELL, OFEEND ME ALWAYS I TELL YOU I'LL FUCKING IGNORE U FOR THE FUCKING YEARS THAT I'M ALIVE. I KEEP DEEP GRUDGES SO U JOLLY WELL FUCK OF FUCKERS.
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Ok i was really so stup today.Should have done what i said automatically gah... Things to bring on wednesday - Extra jacket , Medical First Aid Kit & Intel HP Laptop Adapter. =x if you know who you are and your reading this i think you should know :P.
Today i;ve lunch in the class, 1 sandwich 3 seaweed chicken 3 chicken nuggets 1 QOO.
How come i look so distracted huh , That frankie commented on me i look distracted -_-" but well i was LOL...( i think he knows the reason ). he can see thru me -_-". Also went i was listening to my music using my earplug phones with 1 ear, franke said Danial wad is CSMA/CD i unplug my earplugs and want to say Carrier Sense Multiple Access / Collision Detection, he " U see i know 1 always same reaction blah blah blah blah.. " i was like " LET ME SAY LAH !!!! " -_-""""
Time for bed, Tomorrow continoue WP. Tomorrow IAC + Comt presentation, CHIONG AHH ANYHOW USE ANY WORDS THAT COME INTO MY MIND AHAHHAHAA + SOME ACTIONS TO GET ATTENTION BY THE CLASS.
Don't Paiseh for everything i'm trying to do for u K?
WP - 80%
FSP - 10%
FP - 95%
CM - 0 %
COS - 0 %
COMT - 90%
IAC - ???%
|| 9:41 AM ||
Time Is Money Friend
Argh Saturday and Sunday, I wasted alot of time. I wanted to study maths + cos but , but BUT @@!!!! i played Day of Defeat Source instead -_-" And i took like 2 days to complete my Report for FP - _ -" I do really need to have a better time management gah... Nothing special these 2 days. Just that my whole house is full of Loud gun sounds , grenade explosions and shoutings.
Oh yes my beard has grown longer now. I got GoTee =) but small 1 hahaha.
PImples getting uhh @.@"
I've made a new friendster profile, i don't know why i did it but i just feel i want to make one hahahaha. www.friendster.com/danialysh
WP - Layout done 75%
FSP - 0%
FP - FINISH
COMT - 5%
IAC - MARCUS U BETTER FINISH THE JOB WE WANT A
MAths - 0% studied
COS - 0% Studied
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wish 1 day = 100 hours LOL 50 hours of playing 30 hours of stuydying, 20 hours of slacking xP
MAybe once the holiday started i'll confess or year 2 then do it gah.
|| 10:35 AM ||
What you reap is what you SOW
Today i woke up, i went to visit some of my friends friendster profile. While i was reading thier profile, they keep saying the regretted not studying hard. They did not do well in their N levels therefore not able pursue a higher education. Its very sad for them. As our education, it breaks us into 3 parts. In Primary schools EM1 / EM2 / EM3 * the worst *.
EM1 = Clever students
EM2 = normal students
EM3 = Cannot Study / Slower learners
Secondary School
EM1 proceed to EXPRESSS
EM2 Proceed to Normal Acadamic ( NA )
EM3 Proceed to Normal Technical ( NT )
Of cause if you do well in NT you can proceed up to NA but repeat that year.
Same goes to NA to Express.
If you do not do well in Express you drop to NA or NA drop to NT.
We are from the NT stream a.k.a EM3 students who can't study well or late bloomers. We are not aware of the future ahead us, everyday we go with the flow asking our parents for money. Thinking that money comes from the sky. They got no goals no aims.
A few woke up and face reality, which got us to grab the chance to pursue the last chance of getting higher education qualification.
Expreesss people will go to Junior College therefore the " ELITEZ ".
NA people try hard to struggle to proceed to 0s at sec 5, and once they reach thier goal they struggle again 1 year for thier 0s and pray to thier gods, idol, devil, spirit, angel, ghost to pass thier 0s and try to go in Polytechnic or Junior Colleges.
Most of the failures in N or O level regardless of the streams " except NT students even they past or fail still go ITE ", Proceed to either Private or ITE ( last resort ) if they want to have the last chance of getting higher education qualification. In ITE you can see alot of difference. During test you can copy. they close 1 eye, " Ah beng / Smoking / drug " Influences all around you. Scoring only 60 - 70+ in exams can get you GPA 4.0 Cause 80% are from projects and assignments. I am not sure about other ITe colleges but this is my experience. In ITE alot of funny things happen. Students breaking vendor machines, Vandalising property of ITE, Disobeying rules. SMoking inside the campus. Sometimes i wanted to recommend putting a CCTV in the boys toilet lol. in ITE 1 class only 5% of the class people eligible to proceed to polytechnic. The rest... i don't know i have a friend which is a she, for the 2 years in ITE we learn HTML, JAVA , VB If you ask her to create a simple webpage or a Java program, I tell you, She cant even do it ! And yet she pass and got her Nitec cert ! i cant believe it. IN ITE there is no failure. People from ITE some of them just follow thier friends. Their friends choose megatronic course they just follow them whether or not they like the course, they just go in.
sigh -_- After they come out from ITE, they start to regret not studying hard thus wasting thier youth and precious time.
Its a sad world out there. I wish them all the best and hope you can step up the ladder again.
|| 7:49 PM ||
Is she pretending? Maybe.
She starts to be more daring.
She feels secure ? No , Yes I don't know. Maybe~
She has a mysterious thinking.
Laughing away always.
The aura is Shining.
She's like a flower.
|| 10:07 AM ||
Today basically simple, I slept at 4am woke up at 7am, Feeling damn giddy i made my way to class, i have only 2 classes today IAC and COMT. Today's IAC is some discussion board thingy while i was like half awake. we got 6 IAC classes and today is our 4th class, within this 4 class the 1st class i was damn awake. 2nd 3rd and 4th i slept LOL! Ok for COMT today i was damn awake as i was so damn NERVOUS cause it was the 2mins speech assignment day. My Topic i choose was GHOST as i would want the whole class to get thier attention to me and it would be an interesting topic to talk about. not like some god damn fuck up boring topics like father day , mother day, fuck up day , cock day , wadever day, blah blah blah those usual topics. We were told to draw lots as the number u get is the position turn for you. I got 11 lol. Today class people is 20. 1 - 10 ok la quite boring.. all the normal topics -_-" then come to my turn,
" OK everyone My topic today is GHOST! ok ? GHOST ! The purpose of this is to give you guys awareness about ghost. OK so What is Ghost? Ghost is said to be an apparition of a deceased person, frequently similar to that deceased person. Ghost also may refer to spirit or soul or to any spirit or demon. OK so where do we find ghost ? I heard there is an abandon hdb flats around the north west district in singapore !, We can also find ghost in Old changi hospital, red house, and i also heard that somewhere in the pasir ris mangroove swarms there is a tower where it said to be haunted by a pontianak. Haha ok ( Shocking part ) So teacher i think there is someone behide you ! * woooooo everyone goes horrrrrrrrrrrr and teacher was like uhhh omg ?? * Nah i was just joking.. Ok so there are many types of ghost, ranging from every race and religion. So are they real of fake ? We have seen ghost movies, pictures that taken by photographers assuming its real and not photographed error or edited. Some say they are Hallucinations that our sub consiouse minds are playing tricks on us. Well seeing the real thing is believing isn't it ? So there are people who called themselfs ghost hunters usualy 4 - 8 indivisuals that form a group to be called ghost hunters, They bring hightech gadgets like EMF meter , electromagnetic filed meter that reads magnetic fields that some ghost produce, Infrared thermometer detect temperature changes and motion sensors to detect any abnormal movement. SO do you believe in ghost ? ( someone said NO lol ) well its up to you people to decide. Thank you "
lol that was my whole presentation hahaha it took 2.20mins damn overshot by 20 sec -_-
OK after that i went ot hang out with jerfen, kah beng, john, jolene, alvin, eng hui, justin for lunch and accompanied jer and john to the lib till 2pm then i left home to sleep and study for cos which i didn't start studying till 12mn LOL! i was damn lazy -.-"
ON the way back i took bus 174 i saw this guy wearing ITE uniform wow with his Phone without any headphones attached to it, FULL BLAST MUSIC -.-" with his Sharingan Contact Lens WoW ? The kids infront of me. " Ehhh look at him his eye got blood !! damn red !! shhhhhh " i was like uhh LOL !!!!
|| 10:18 AM ||
The Funny Teach
Today is a normal day at class, Sitting at the back with Jessica and Justin, While Jessica normally sits at the very front of the rows, Just today John COPE her seat so she have to sit at the back, Well i accompanied her so i went to the back and seat with her since watching her being so lonely hahaha , instead of sitting with kah beng my daily routine. FSP today simply boring, i was like playng with the microsoft vista narrator, N o N o N o N o lol it keep saying that while teacher say every1 understand ? LOL and T E A C H E R I D o N T K N O W <-- LOL!!! damn funny, Justin say its noisy Jessica just laugh away.
After our 1hr break, We Have COS , so while our teach gib us work to do, ( her period is 2hrs ) a girl knock on our class door and she got distracted and though it was another teacher waiting to come in for the next period, LOL her period ends at 2pm but she at 1pm say OK class i got no more time, another teacher is coming in. I was like HUH ? i though 2hrs? Today 1hr SO GOOD AH ? i told justin, justin yelled Teacher? So fast? !! Every1 turn to justin and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Once connie walked out of class every1 Laughed ! LOL and some even say that she looks like a dumb gundo la LOL then some even predicted she go to her next lesson tell the other teacher times up the other teacher also blur blur gtg then we got free 1hr of break again LOL! so farny. but it didn't happen and teach got back to class and blame us why we keep quiet. every1 say we too busy doing ur work lol.
Ok back home. I started watching Code geass and Bleach after that, took a 30mins nap and started doing my maths WHICH I promised myself that i'll start doing maths last week friday but no.. my feelings to watch anime and slack comes in =.=", while doing maths i relized i cant really concentrate with musics from Click five or Boy like girl band gah.. so i switch to jay chou and WOW i can concentrate better ! i guess jay chou songs have something inside to make us study and think better HAHAHHA jk lols !.
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|| 9:29 AM ||
Everything about Myself!!!
